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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

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Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Crops Grown:	4795	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Potions Brewed:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	New Chunks Explored:	337327
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crops Grown:	8226

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4780	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	307	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	8868	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	232	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Villages Defended:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net