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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3515 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 149 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 |
Join us for a chance to roll dubs and unlock the secret filter that takes you on a journey from 50 to 00 in the blink of an eye. And if you’re lucky enough to hit raw trips, you’ll be transported straight to the rawest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Reach raw quads and you’ll not only get the raw experience, but also two extra pics of Steve doing the Macarena in a chicken suit. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!