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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2692 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to roll dubs and unlock the secret filter that takes you on a journey from 50 to 00 in the blink of an eye. And if you’re lucky enough to hit raw trips, you’ll be transported straight to the rawest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Reach raw quads and you’ll not only get the raw experience, but also two extra pics of Steve doing the Macarena in a chicken suit. Trust us, it’s worth it.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!