Crafty Creators Club – Noobs Welcome!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Emeralds Found:	727
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6937
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds. Mine them and become rich in real life! – The creepers on our server are trained to do the Macarena dance every time they explode. It’s a sight to behold! – Our villagers are all secretly master chefs. They’ll cook you the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted. – The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. Will you be the one to befriend it? – Our redstone contraptions are so advanced, they’ve actually been used to power a spaceship that traveled to Mars. True story!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Star Shards Collected:	262
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1606	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3471	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	217
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	New Chunks Explored:	747084
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	644
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	189
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	247806	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	4689	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7049	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3216	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!