Crafty Craziness: Not Schizophrenic Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crops Grown:	2054	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	7
Animals Bred:	189	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

SibCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, adult siblings, emergency funds, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial accountability, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial help, financial struggles, financial support, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rent assistance, Repayment, Selfishness, Server, SibCraft, sibling relationships

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	509268

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

BroGfNoThxLivingHere

Boundaries, BroGfNoThxLivingHere, brothers girlfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household harmony, Housekeeping, hygiene, living arrangements, living situation, mutual respect, noise disturbance, personal space, pet behavior, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

CozyCreeper SMP

blooming flowers, calming music, childhood memories, comfort, Cozy, CozyCreeper, crackling fireplace, Familiar, favorite book, fresh baked cookies, gentle rain, homey, nature sounds, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, smp, soft blankets, soothing, Tranquility, warmth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	New Chunks Explored:	627193
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyChristmasWish

celebration, christmas, CraftyChristmasWish, decorations, dreams, family, Festive, gift, Gratitude, Happiness, holiday, Hope, joy, Kindness, love, miracles, Peace, Presents, Santa Claus, Season, Tree, wish

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1608
Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!

Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.

But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.

So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?

Open Chronicles Roleplay

{Crafting & Items}, Applications, backstory, character creation, Chronicles, Cooking, discord server, Farming, Furniture, getting started, ideas, main page, models, Open, Personality, Races, Roleplay, Server Rules, Skills, Smithing, Staff, ticket, Verification

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	65	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Join and tell your story.

This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…

Races

Race	Description
Elves
Humans
Scyrtans	An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands…
Thrumdier	An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range…
Yudh	Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands…
Zamin-Sada	Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk…

Mechanics

Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.

Join Now!

Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.

Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.

Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.

Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.

Play!

EmpireCraft 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, 100th LL showdown, Android, appstore, EmpireCraft, Hotfix 6.0.2, Ios, Old but Gold Titles, Omens of Destruction DLC, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Stuff1d6chan, Sunset Invasion Edition, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Items Found:	2093

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like a total war but with blocks and creepers? It’s like Sunset Invasion Edition but with more chaos and explosions. Join now for the 100th LL showdown where you can battle it out with other players in epic warhammer style battles.

We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.

And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?

This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Roman Empire Minecraft SMP

charlotte flair, Cody Rhodes, Dominik Mysterio, Empire, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, professional wrestling, rematch central, repetitive booking, rey mysterio, rhea ripley, Román, Roman Reigns, Sami Zayn, smp, Sports Entertainment, Wrestlemania 41, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling rivalries, wrestling storylines, wwe

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	3326	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	5287	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring matches on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Roman vs Cody in an epic wrestling showdown every week! Witness Sami vs Kevin in a never-ending rivalry that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t miss Charlotte vs Rhea in a battle for the ages that will leave you speechless. But that’s not all, we also have Rey vs Dominik in a father-son feud that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft SMPs. Wrestlemania 41 on our server is not just a rematch central, it’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you coming back for more. So join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LoungeWearUpgrade

advice, athletic shorts, baseball team, boxers, brother, college, college stress, community college, dorm life, family, Friends, loungewear, LoungeWearUpgrade, PAJAMAS, peer pressure, Protective, sibling dynamics, socializing, teasing, underwear, university transfer

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who prefer to game in their tighty-whities!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.

Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!

DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

creepy, dark web, digital shockwaves, DisturbedPixel, Disturbing, disturbing images, disturbing stories, disturbing videos, disturbing websites, graphic content, HORRIFYING, internet, internet horrors, internet trauma, messed up, Minecraft, ONLINE, online atrocities, online horror, online nightmares, Shocking.., smp, violent

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t I saw on this Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a whole new level of insanity! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO!” And then they landed in a pool of lava and somehow survived! It was wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!

And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!

Blockhead Blunders

accident, anecdote, awkward, Blockhead, blunder, Blunders, clumsy, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Fail, funny, hindsight, humor, Memory, mishap, mistake, Regrettable, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, Unfortunate

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Emeralds Found:	4114
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3342
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, cybersecurity, Defense, diplomatic relations, european security, far-reaching, foreign policy, geopolitical risks, global security, international relations, italy, military aggression, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, prime minister, russia, SECURITY, security concerns, Server, strategic alliances, threat, Warns

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	341
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russia’s security threat with our epic building skills! italy’s prime minister even warned us about the danger, so you know it’s serious business. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have the best virtual pizza parties every saturday night. you don’t want to miss out on that, do you? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

HolyCraft GazaGrief

airstrikes, catholic church, Ceasefire, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, gaza, GazaGrief, Hamas, Holycraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, Politics, pope, Religion, violence, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Crops Grown:	2445	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we breed flying pigs and ride them into battle against evil llamas.

also, like, the pope is, like, totally involved in this server drama. he’s accusing us of ignoring the cruelty of the evil Hamas, but, like, we’re just trying to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, man.

join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where pigs fly and llamas plot world domination. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

EgoCraft LGBTQ Quest

activism, advocacy, Altruism, Behavior, EgoCraft, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ movements, Motivations, narcissistic grandiosity, new findings, Participation, patterns, personal image-building, personality traits, Psychology, Quest, research, self-centeredness, self-promotion, social justice, social movements

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the most lit place to be, u gotta join for realz. like, did u know that if u join this server, u automatically become a part of this secret society of minecraft gods? yea, it’s true.

people who join this server are like, super cool and have this aura of awesomeness around them. it’s like, if u wanna be part of the cool kids club, u gotta join this server. plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join, u get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. how insane is that?

but wait, there’s more. if u join this server, u also get access to this hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted weapons. it’s like, the ultimate jackpot. and get this, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where u can ride dragons and battle evil sorcerers. it’s like something out of a fantasy movie.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #unicornfarts #dragonriders

Players:	108/500	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mines Excavated:	4411	Animals Bred:	108
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1