Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition

1. missing her, Crafty, Crazies, despair 5. break up, Edition, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional turmoil 3. heartbreak, exgirlfriend, Grief, Heartache, loneliness 4. longing for her, longing, lost love, Love Lost, Memories, missing love, missing someone, Pain, RIP, sadness 2. relationships, sorrow, yearning

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	1170	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Explore the depths of the SeaSide sea…. ● Over 1000+ Custom Items ● Unlock new islands and items ● Daily quests ● Defeat powerful bosses ● Find valuable treasure chests & crates ● Start your own crew ● Unique PvP/PvE Experience ● 100+ Custom Enchants ● Gambling: Roulette, Coinflip and Jackpot ● Build your own raft ● Compete with other players in PvP or ranking. Weekly updates at the request of YOU. And much more…

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mines Excavated:	4027
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Farms Harvested:	371	Dimension Hops:	1
New Chunks Explored:	306938	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5661

Maestrea – A unique and unforgettable skyblock RPG experience SERVER VERSION: 1.20.1! Having run servers for a long time, our team knows what we’re doing. Being one of the fastest growing Towny servers with awesome plugins like Towny, Mythic Drops and McMMO, Jobs as well as a ton of custom developed plugins and greatly configured ones as well, to enhance your experience and make sure your time on the server will never be boring. With involved owners and an active, dedicated staff team, we’re able to release new content and updates often! We put the players and their friends first and there are many plugins that our close-knit community enjoys.We have a custom ranking system allowing you to unlock new features by ranking up and getting more perks for yourself and your Town & Friends. As well as a Brewing plugin that adds 80+ custom brewing recipes!Features: Towny, McMMO, MythicDrops, Jobs, Economy, 6 Dungeons, Survival, PVE, Custom items, Custom Mobs, Mob Arena, Brewing, Active Staff, Friendly Community, Dedicated Server, Skyblock, Invasion event, Boss arenas, Custom MobsHope to see you on the server!

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Animals Bred:	157	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	195
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	4552
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com