Crafty Craplords: Where Shitposting meets Minecraft

Community, Crafty, Craplords, cyber, Digital, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, love, meets, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, online humor, sarcasm, SHIT POSTING, shitposting, social media, trolling, viral, web

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers? Do you want a place where you can unleash your inner meme lord and shitpost to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to have fun and make everyone laugh with your ridiculous antics. Build giant statues of your favorite memes, create pixel art of internet celebrities, and prank your friends with elaborate traps that will leave them scratching their heads.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be able to outwit him and claim the title of Ultimate Troll?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and let your inner shitposter run wild, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Potions Brewed:	179	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	9634
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3094
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2543	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Emeralds Found:	2092	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Potions Brewed:	162	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	86	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	1075
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

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