Crafty Craplords: Where Shitposting meets Minecraft

Community, Crafty, Craplords, cyber, Digital, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, love, meets, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, online humor, sarcasm, SHIT POSTING, shitposting, social media, trolling, viral, web

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crops Grown:	1282
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers? Do you want a place where you can unleash your inner meme lord and shitpost to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to have fun and make everyone laugh with your ridiculous antics. Build giant statues of your favorite memes, create pixel art of internet celebrities, and prank your friends with elaborate traps that will leave them scratching their heads.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be able to outwit him and claim the title of Ultimate Troll?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and let your inner shitposter run wild, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

The Wild

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Farms Harvested:	956
Magic Items Found:	5308	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

the-wild.tk

WinterCrest

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	173	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7626
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM The perfect server to make new friends! Looking for a non-grief community that welcomes you upon every login? Well WinterCrest is for you!We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold daily and weekly events to bring you closer with your fellow players! Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked!We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! Just ask our dedicated player base! ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When youre feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players! Here at WinterCrest, we ensure our staff members know exactly what they are doing, and have knowledgeable experience of our server. You will rank up in accordance to your maturity, helpfulness and general vibe towards your fellow players. We believe that our staff are fair, consistent, friendly and responsible at all times.You can ask any staff member for help anytime. WinterCrest does not tolerate any form of staff abuse towards players. That said, every member of our staff plays legitimate survival like any normal player.

play.wintercrestmc.com

Survival Exam

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome Home to Provim 1.20 Snapshots Fun, Friendly community!Uptime is 100% – The network was on hiatus for awhile is all

play.provim.org

MysticNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

play.mysticnetwork.uk:25581

Element Animation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

-= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

server.elementanimation.com

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Votes:	8490
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ores Mined:	9919	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magic Items Found:	4417
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Votes:	7158	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9725

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8807
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com