Crafty Craplords: Where Shitposting meets Minecraft

Community, Crafty, Craplords, cyber, Digital, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, love, meets, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, online humor, sarcasm, SHIT POSTING, shitposting, social media, trolling, viral, web

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Animals Bred:	96	Void Armor Forged:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers? Do you want a place where you can unleash your inner meme lord and shitpost to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to have fun and make everyone laugh with your ridiculous antics. Build giant statues of your favorite memes, create pixel art of internet celebrities, and prank your friends with elaborate traps that will leave them scratching their heads.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be able to outwit him and claim the title of Ultimate Troll?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and let your inner shitposter run wild, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8480
Mines Excavated:	3900	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Star Shards Collected:	187	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension Hops:	10

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8867
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Emeralds Found:	2543
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	822	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crops Grown:	5048
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	773285
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Enchantments Applied:	282
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2879
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Animals Bred:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
New Chunks Explored:	415743	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	394	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	8716

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz