Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	5821
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	923139	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7211	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Emeralds Found:	557
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Towns Built:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Potions Brewed:	129	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Mines Excavated:	3125	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	4794

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

play.sunrisemc.net

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

play.minefun.xyz:25590

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4851	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

spiralgn.net

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4587	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

crystalcove.mcserver.us

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

beastsmp69.falix.gg:20000

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

lotuscove.org:25593

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

play.camellot.eu

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ores Mined:	3776
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

lu7creative.net

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Void Armor Forged:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Votes:	2404
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com