Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Votes:	350
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

GamesLabs network

KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	New Chunks Explored:	882074
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8923	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

The GamesLabs network was once a popular Minecraft network. After a year of hardwork we are finally bringing it back to life! The network contains A LOT of unique features such as custom sounds, UIs, cosmetics, challenges, a season pass, …. and of course games! We have 40+ minigames playable on .a game board and in a party mode as well as three major games, here is a list of our games with a brief description of each: Minescape. One of our most popular games. Minescape is a game inspired by Runescape. It contains more than 20 kills, quests, mobs, sounds, a grand exchange, custom items and runescape map! Apocalypse. This game is a mix between DayZ and Zelda Breath Of The Wild. The goal is to try to survive as long as possible on an hostile island. Thirst, hunger, temperature, weather, sounds, weapons, armors, bosses and dungeons are key gameplay elements. Battle Of The Heroes. This is a crossplay of our different games. It is a hero based pvp games. Select a hero and fight using abilities in an epic arena! Mix-Up, Bit-Trip, Ghost-Run and Quiddcraft are old minigames that we used to have on our network. We revamped them to match with the quality of our current work! Our goal is to bring a very unique experience to all our players. We want our players to be amazed by every bit they see. We are doing weekly updates and are constantly listening to our community for improvements. Our network has features that you have never seen on any server before. Custom ambient sounds, unique UIs, a high render distance (up to 32 chunks), unique cosmetics…. You can join our network by using the following ip: play.gameslabs.net

play.gameslabs.net

Countries & Nations MC

Earth, Economy, FTB, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Farms Harvested:	572
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Villages Defended:	8
Star Shards Collected:	69	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

CNMC is a modded geo-political survival 1.19.2 Minecraft server currently using the custom map Paralon. We aim to create a fun and immersive server experience with focus on building, diplomacy, and roleplay. On CNMC, you can join an existing nation or create your own. You can become a leader, business owner, civilian, or whatever you want!To play, join the discord server and download our original modpack on curseforge.SOCIALS Tiktok: @official_cnmc instagram: @countries_nations_mc Patreon: CNMC Official Wiki: CNMC Wiki

play.cnmc.us

Clovercraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Clovercraft is an 18+ whitelisted community SMP. Join us to explore the SMP world, build together with new friends, and party at our regular monthly Discord events!

mc.clovercraft.gg

CzechBox

PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you meet exciting battles in the Boxfight minigame! We are home to passionate gamers who love intense indoor battles. Our Boxfight mini-game offers fast and exciting matches where you have to react quickly, move strategically and land accurate punches to win. Join us and prove that you are the best fighter far and wide. But that’s not all, we still have the Survival minigame where you can relax and show everyone how well you can build. So don’t hesitate and join us!

mc.czechbox-network.cz

Zero-Bit

Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

play.zero-bit.tech

The Cosmos 2

Creative, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

The Cosmos 2 is a Sci-Fi themed Survival server which offers a unique space-faring Survival experience.FEATURES:• Survival Galaxy • Movecraft • Economy • Towny • TARDIS Plugin • Special weapons (Lightsabers, Blasters, Snipers, and more!) • Unique server-exclusive custom mobs + items • Donator perks (exclusive pets, /hat, /nick, and more!)

cosmosminecraft.net

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8750
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

defend.avalon.today

Metallic Box

PvP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

metallicbox.minehut.gg

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

mondacraft.com

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	98834	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

play.taverncraft.tk

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	168076	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

minescape.me

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

play.badcraft.net

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	89	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net