Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Magic Items Found:	8502	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
New Chunks Explored:	848865	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Animals Bred:	78	Emeralds Found:	3940

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3282	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

mc.candycraft.net

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

chickencraft.apexmc.co

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2082
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

wintermc.net

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2929
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8055	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

pyramidcorp.gameserv.me

Oceania Prestige

PvP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

play.oceprestige.net

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

mc.neomedieval.es

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

play.olympiaearthmc.net

ZenPvP

Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	1011
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	242

ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

IP: play.zenpvp.net

play.zenpvp.net

LovyMc

Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

play.lovymc.com

Spielen mit Herz

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Buildings Constructed:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

spielenmitherz.de

Aeterna Gods & Monsters

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

aeterna.vervara.net