Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3573	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4008

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mines Excavated:	3078	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Votes:	6523	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	4299	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Votes:	1830	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com