Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Emeralds Found:	2544
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	6166
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	418

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Mines Excavated:	1903	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
New Chunks Explored:	565983	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	New Chunks Explored:	738049
Dragon Eggs Found:	3690	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Love Letters Sent:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	6441
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9439
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6526	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	3826	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Farms Harvested:	867	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

play.grizzlyprison.com

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

play.horizonsend.net

Kerotscraft Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to Kerots Craft Minecraft Server, a world of boundless possibilities and creativity! Join our warm and inclusive community, where players skills can come together to share their love for the game. Explore custom features, build magnificent structures, embark on epic quests, and enjoy thrilling events. Fairness, respect, and camaraderie are our top priorities. Join us now and become part of our ever-growing family. Let your adventure begin!

play.kerotscraft.com:19111