Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7333
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mines Excavated:	1191

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5461
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Zombie Dances:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	5196	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2297	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ores Mined:	6991
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

buildersforge.mcserver.us

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

wafflesonne.com

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	213	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

playuhc.net

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

pixel.rc-gamers.com

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Emeralds Found:	6783	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

mc.undergroundantics.au

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	New Chunks Explored:	12192
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

ticoanarchy.falixsrv.me:22237

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	58122
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

PRO7.nice-hosting.dk:25705

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Votes:	6918	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

173.225.103.171:19419