Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Animals Bred:	98
Crops Grown:	6221	Dimension Hops:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Potions Brewed:	133	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2703	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9248
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Farms Harvested:	333
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	9324
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Players Killed by Monsters:	2438
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5357	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Towns Built:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2333
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Farms Harvested:	804
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	575573
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

play.grizzlyprison.com

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	1992	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

play.horizonsend.net