Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Animals Bred:	107	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	612	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	2252
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Alien Abductions:	2

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	67282
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2136	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3640
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	73	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5891
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Animals Bred:	68
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

slmc.vpsnode.org