Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	178
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7683
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

135.125.4.144

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	112640
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

preymc.com

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

srinonetwork.online:25577

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Crops Grown:	3904

mc.kotbgaming.net

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Emeralds Found:	9257	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3329

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

play.fermium-mc.fun

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

koscoland.apexmc.co

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	58	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	624589	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com