Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mines Excavated:	2179	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Enchantments Applied:	194
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Crops Grown:	4303

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

play.mc-oasis.com

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ores Mined:	2774	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

mcs.servvival.net

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

play.romanmc.net

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mines Excavated:	1660
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

mc.wafflezmc.com

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9276
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7139
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4838
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	114	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us