Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimension Hops:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3719

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

hojki.serv.nu

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

boxventures.minehut.gg

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7623	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

cataclysm.factions.ws

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Towns Built:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	260261
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

mc.survivethenight.net

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

mc.rinnacraft.com:4007

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Buildings Constructed:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

endercraft.my-mc.net

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

huhn-smp.com:25574

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	416625
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Towns Built:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Farms Harvested:	615	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	146
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	3972
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Void Gems Collected:	36

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com