Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49
Love Letters Sent:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Void Gems Collected:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4704
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crops Grown:	4592
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Votes:	6079

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8264
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magic Items Found:	7739
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Votes:	7972
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4672	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8325
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	6156	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchantments Applied:	185	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Votes:	7520
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4109
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	965455
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net