Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

192.95.46.16

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

world.krumbledmc.com

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

guncolony.com

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

faithfulmc.com

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6907
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

play.topstrix.net

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1239
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Void Armor Forged:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

play.chosencraft.com

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	4935
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	7739
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

play.brutal.network

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1127	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

mc.beanblockz.com

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Love Letters Sent:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8911	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
New Chunks Explored:	598155	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Play.MarsMC.Net

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Farms Harvested:	248	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

mc.2gcrafters.net

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	238	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	3171
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

us.mendocraft.com

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Farms Harvested:	358
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

mc.mineplay.com

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

dbnation.us

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Items Found:	1246	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

mc.orangecraft.net