Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	275	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Farms Harvested:	979	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	9

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Votes:	5971	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5112
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Star Shards Collected:	245
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	281	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	895382
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	719
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	879206	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	165796	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com