Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Emeralds Found:	9692	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

BERRY MC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

BERRY MC Information Welcome to BERRY MC , this channel contains all the helpful information

What berrymc have in game

Custom Enchant Custom items Crates Lifesteal Prestige Economic Leaderboards Warp arena

Berrymc.falix.gg

Laa villa network

Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Votes:	2830	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to Laavilla, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure knows no limits! Engage in epic battles in FREE FOR ALL mode with lifesteal, or dive into our immersive survival server, complete with a robust economy. Join a vibrant community, form alliances, and unleash your creativity in a world where legends are made. Your journey starts now at Laavilla – where blocks become stories and possibilities are endless!

mc.laavilla.fun:25598

CrosslandX

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Welcome to CrosslandX. Brand New Survival Server which offers some of the best additions hosted on any server.

We’re always looking to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account.

If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

USE THE IP: play.crosslandx.co.uk Bedrock PORT:19132

play.crosslandx.co.uk

Project Z Sage

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3998
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Towns Built:	2

Introduction: Hello, and welcome to Project Z Saga! Project Z Saga (PZS) is an immersive, Minecraft vanilla, MMORPG server currently in development, based on the world famous franchise, “Dragon Ball”, created by the legendary mangaka, Akira Toriyama. Unique in its own right, it provides a wide variety of quests following its own custom storyline, ranging from action filled, challenging PvE with distinctive combat mechanics, vast exploration, mental challenges, server-wide events and more to be discovered! By allowing you to create your own character and playstyle, we encourage you to explore the world and forge your own story! Choose your race, equip your strongest techniques, and grow in power to become the strongest fighter!

We post sneak-peeks every now and then in the Discord server, and provide crucial information there, so make sure to join to stay up to date with the server, We hope to see you soon in the world of PZS!Discord: https://discord.gg/PDgpnwRky5Website: Coming Soon!

play.theprojectzsaga.com

Qhueebie x Unversix

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ores Mined:	8874

This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix.

play.qhueebie.xyz

Historia SMP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	5827	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

THE HISTORIA SMP- What is Historia SMP? Historia is a nations SMP with an aspect on World Building , Wars , Fantasy and as the name suggests, History. In the Historia SMP, You can be anyone! Be it a barbaric Orc, a tiny Dwarf or a swift Elf! But thats not all! You can also create your own Nation, connecting multiple towns into one big entity, working together to create history, thrive, and go to war! With TRULY endless lore possibilities to create and explore, anyone can start an empire in the Historia SMP!

play.historiasmp.xyz:25623

Blocklands

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Zombie Dances:	0	Ores Mined:	5372
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to Blocklands! We have a 1:500 recreation of the Earth that you can play Survival on, as well as a new gamemode called Oneblock! Vehicles, custom resource pack, custom enchants, and more! Join now at “blocklands.org”

connect.blocklands.org

Skull Craft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Ever wanted to play a lag free server with bedrock supported!!! Where you can join from 1.9 to 1.9.2? Yes this is the perfect server for you We offer lag free server with different modes and fun to play We also organize different events on discord Link- https://discord.gg/XmUbZjjfBu Don’t forget to join it Have a nice day!!

play.skullcraft.fun:19132

SMPEarth

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

SMPEarth (SMPE) was originally a private, whitelisted Minecraft server, featuring a custom-generated 1:3000 scale map of the Earth. It commenced on November 2019 and exclusive to a group of selected popular Minecraft creators and streamers such as WilburSoot, Technoblade, TommyInnit, CaptainSparklez, Ph1LzA and many more. In this survival multiplayer server, the players were given the chance to create factions, forge alliances and declare enemies between one another.

Now, following the footsteps of the creators server which had ended in April 2020, SMPE is now publicly accessible on Java Edition where anyone can join. Boasting a community of 7000+ members at the moment and 3 main servers to choose from and experience (casual towny, seige towny and factions), SMPE’s primary goal is to become the most advanced Earth server in Minecraft.

play.smpearth.com

HazardousMC

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ores Mined:	1934
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Potions Brewed:	60
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Join today! IP: play.hazardousmc.com

play.hazardousmc.com

StarMc Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Votes:	3272	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

play.starmcop.fun

Orbital Servers

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Animals Bred:	55	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Our servers are currently in Early Beta Stages and are NOT P2W.

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/QgqyXRS6Zx

mc.orbitalservers.gg

Night Network

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

BEST PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SEVER OF INDIA IF U ARE SEARCHING FOR A CRACKED 24/7 PUBLIC SERVER JOIN NIGHT NETWORK AND ENJOY

play.nightnetwork.fun:25673

Dead Candy Graveyard

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2938	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mines Excavated:	1736
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to Dead Candy Graveyard, a captivating Minecraft server that offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay and immersive experiences. Step into a world where darkness and enchantment collide, where the haunting echoes of the past intertwine with the sugary sweetness of candy.

Embark on epic battles and challenge yourself with our exhilarating Elitemobs feature. Engage in intense arena fights and face formidable bosses that will test your skills to the limit. Prepare to wield your weapons and harness your abilities as you strive to emerge victorious in these thrilling encounters.

For those seeking a more traditional Minecraft experience, our Survival SMP world awaits you. Immerse yourself in a thriving community of like-minded players, explore vast landscapes, and forge your own path. Unleash your creativity, construct magnificent structures, and unravel the mysteries of this enchanting realm.

To add an extra layer of excitement, we have implemented a rewarding crate system and daily rewards. Unlock special items, rare treasures, and exclusive perks as you journey through the Dead Candy Graveyard. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a new player, these bonuses will enhance your gameplay and provide you with additional motivation to conquer the challenges that lie ahead.

Join us in Dead Candy Graveyard and indulge in a Minecraft experience like no other. Immerse yourself in a world of captivating battles, survival, and boundless possibilities. Uncover the secrets that dwell within this mystical realm, and let your imagination run wild amidst the eerie beauty of the graveyard. The adventure awaits!

185.236.137.34

Spaffel-SMP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Votes:	6327	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

A German Minecraft server that offers a vibrant economy, a friendly community and a humorous atmosphere. Join today and experience pure fun! No pay-to-win, clear rules, and regular rewards for your votes. An active server is waiting for you to explore.

smp.spaffel.de