Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6849	Star Shards Collected:	247
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Emeralds Found:	6657	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

mc.arcadexs.net

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

mc.nightcraft.it

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

mc.infinitycmm.online

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

134.255.219.187:2000

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2768	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Smolcraft.myserver.gs

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
New Chunks Explored:	277596	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

tradehavensmp.com

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Farms Harvested:	132	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2007	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

play.bloxblast.net

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

carefreenetwork.it

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Towns Built:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

play.MarilagHaven.online:25501

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

play.fatesmp.org

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

MahiCommunitySMP.mcserv.fun

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

mc.technonetwork.xyz:25581

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

play.ethelia.org

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

play.allayrival.net

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

play.cobblemonislands.com