Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

CastlePvP

Factions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Potions Brewed:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

play.castlepvp.net

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mines Excavated:	1378	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ores Mined:	7206
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

23.94.159.71

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

play.minedonia.com

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	6994	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

factionether.mcs.cool:25774

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3463	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

thecrown.mc.gg

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Potions Brewed:	167	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

play.kraxiamc.com

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

dire.fun

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4551	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

dragonshieldmc.net

EternalMC

PvP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

eternalmc.cc:25788

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5402	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

lostoriginsmc.com:55485

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

play.townyeternal.com

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5631	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Servers: Cops & Robbers, Creative, Earth SMP, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

org.powercraft.pro

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	1515
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

TheStonedGolem.live

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

superflat.world

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Play.NostalgicRealms.com