Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Void Armor Forged:	30
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1302
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4152	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Villages Defended:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mines Excavated:	1361	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	5325
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Divine Spears Created:	30	New Chunks Explored:	189002
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crops Grown:	9341	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6386
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

play.beacoland.com