Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

play.peacefulfarms.net

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

mc.gamersreact.net

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	1

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Towns Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6921	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Towns Built:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

AnimeSucht.com 1.20.1– Freebuild (Overworld, Nether, End) + Farmwelten (Overworld, Nether, End) – 200+ enchantments for weapons, tools & armor! – 300+ achievements with rewards. – 50+ reforges for weapons & armor! – 30+ talismans with special effects. – 40+ bosses with skills etc. – 12 jobs, executable at the same time. – 10 skills with 50 levels and skill points each. – 5 special armors with set bonuses & stats. – /ah auction house to safely sell items. – /Shopgui Adminshop mit Bedrock, Spawnern etc. – /graves Teleport to your grave upon death. – /warp, /sethome, /ec, /wb, /sell and much more!

Animesucht.com