Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Potions Brewed:	149
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

mc.cwresports.lk

CrownMC Survival

Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Crownmc.net:19132

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

seiky.net

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	449	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	562
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

corn.gg

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	3088
Star Shards Collected:	165	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

conquerearthmc.com

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Animals Bred:	145	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

stardix.com

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7615	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

play.arcane-realms.org

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Animals Bred:	86
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
New Chunks Explored:	461250	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

jogar.absolutgg.com.br

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

mc.savermc.net

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crops Grown:	4051	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

EdenPrison.com

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

mcs.dogecraft.net

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

37.59.219.147:25579

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Animesucht.com

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	593371	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

blotcraft.com

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network