Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	8531	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8558	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Votes:	5463
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	46
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8458

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	870

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Votes:	7951	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dimension Hops:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	503
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Animals Bred:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7306
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	113

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu