Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3568
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	4745
Magic Items Found:	8112	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Farms Harvested:	893

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	5863	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3749
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8470
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	6686	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Crops Grown:	6539	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Farms Harvested:	669

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Votes:	8145
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	964
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com