Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1055	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	8236
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

play.mundopixelnet.com

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Items Found:	5626
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Farms Harvested:	274
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Towns Built:	7
Mines Excavated:	2037	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mines Excavated:	3674	Animals Bred:	178

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	6

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Votes:	3263	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Potions Brewed:	80
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net