Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ores Mined:	2449
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	142	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Villages Defended:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	838507
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	151
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6720	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	478
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	97
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2479	Magic Items Found:	4294
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net