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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

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Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ores Mined:	6182
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

dream.bananasmores.com

1.6.1 survive the horde

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

1.6.1 survive the horde

zombiehorde.net

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

mc.pvpcrafters.com

Realm of Eden

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

108.174.60.86:25665

Aspirecraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	63
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

185.16.85.20:26065

Panda Craft!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	35	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Fun for everyone, 24/7

survival.8bitpanda.net

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9631	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Octa.in

AtomCraftChile

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Animals Bred:	112
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

atom-craft.no-ip.org

DefemCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1875	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8206	Epic Battles Fought:	16

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

69.175.65.194

Valhallus

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

69.175.36.76

skyblock.in

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Skyblock.in Network | What can you do? | Our network consist of many servers! You can visit our: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Paintball, Minigames, Hunger Games and Survival Games. And we’re working on even more expansions!

| How do I join | You can join our server throught the following IP adress: skyblock.in And do not forget to visit our site: store.skyblock.in What are you waiting for visit us! See you soon!

skyblock.in

THE CORE

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mines Excavated:	2567
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Home to 100% custom mini-games that are not available on any other server such as Control Point, Roll The Dice, Age Of MineCraft, Hot Potato, Frenzy, In A Pickle, Blockades, The Core Games, and more to come soon!

coremc.us

Halcyon Realm

Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	284	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

halcyon-realm.com

LightLegends

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Lightlegends

Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

Global Address: Lightlegends.de

Euer LightLegends – Team

144.76.165.167

EverPvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

everpvp.dk