Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3521
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

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VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Items Found:	6597
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7363	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2057
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	136
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Animals Bred:	144
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	359779
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	New Chunks Explored:	619460
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6193
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Farms Harvested:	924	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Enchantments Applied:	296	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	8130
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Animals Bred:	50
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2006	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	6726	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org