Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

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VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	796

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	195	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3164
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6645
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crops Grown:	5560
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Animals Bred:	50
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5000
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Potions Brewed:	174
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org