Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5088	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	233	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

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Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9466	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

**Minecraft Sivils** (*Bedrock X Java 1.8-1.18*)> Skyblock: – Vanilla Redstone & Mobs + AI! – Leveling system that progresses the game with you! – Spawners, Minions, & Custom Chests! – *Skyblock* Orientated Custom Enchants with Enchantment Table! – Island Level, Leaderboards, Permissions, Settings, Bank, Missions & More! – Professional, well made and maintained!> SMP: – SlimeFun – Magic, Backpacks, Machinery, nuclear reactors, custom items! – Skills, Increasable stats, Mana! – Chest Protection + Claiming!

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Divine Spears Created:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mines Excavated:	4374

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5735	Votes:	1337
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	446	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	286
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Farms Harvested:	201
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Potions Brewed:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	1156	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	5401
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net