Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

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CraftLands

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Battle Standards Raised:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

[1.20.1]On CraftLands you can explore the custom world and build amazing structures Active staff members will help you out with any issues.CraftLands is waiting you.

mc.craftlands.net

Envy Block Pixelmon

Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

play.envyblock.com

Supremecraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Emeralds Found:	6123
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Votes:	5902	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

play.dupecraft.org

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	234	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	New Chunks Explored:	787754
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Animals Bred:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mines Excavated:	2213	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Votes:	3393
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Crops Grown:	2671	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Potions Brewed:	125
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	759484	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667