Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	5863
Falling into the Void:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

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StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Potions Brewed:	188
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	187
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Emeralds Found:	4212	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Animals Bred:	131	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7090	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8926	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5861
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	1862

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	1380
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	2577
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	195	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Void Armor Forged:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	207
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crops Grown:	9601	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583