Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Crops Grown:	6087	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Villages Defended:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ores Mined:	5974	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	191	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	76
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchantments Applied:	268
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Towns Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Animals Bred:	130	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Farms Harvested:	596	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3306	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Animals Bred:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8417
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6720
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573