Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

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LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

lifeyoinksmp.net

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

rebelmc.net

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

172.240.173.72:9999

Acidic

PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	6802
Towns Built:	3	Animals Bred:	108
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

135.148.137.75:25720

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	271	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Votes:	6589	Love Letters Sent:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

HeathyBox.Minehut.GG

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Votes:	1896
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Divine Spears Created:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12

LifeLantern.falixsrv.me:38697

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	110
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

play.coralhaven.net

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

redefaint.com.br

Frostic MC

Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Votes:	9093	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Animals Bred:	45

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Frostic.mcserver.us

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2114	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Star Shards Collected:	264
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

gotsmp.feathermc.gg

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	58

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

– Always Online – Fair & Equal Economy – Custom Player-Owned Shops – Well Balanced MMO Skilling -Bedrock & Java Cross-Play – PVP Completely Optional – Free Ranks & Perks

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

play.opal-mc.com

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Star Shards Collected:	264	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

104.238.220.120:25585

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Votes:	3522
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	5676

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

play.empyriamc.com

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

142.4.207.221:25606

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	459151	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Potions Brewed:	185
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

mc.auanarchy.com