Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

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MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Crops Grown:	5766	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3497	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	4173	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4778	Void Gems Collected:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3329	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Void Armor Forged:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3138	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Gods Slained:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Void Armor Forged:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633