Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Potions Brewed:	31
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchantments Applied:	108

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

RedBladePvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Magic Items Found:	7451	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3341	Buildings Constructed:	29
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Towns Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchantments Applied:	177	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	1910	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	911
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	283
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3161
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com