Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4268
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	916689
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crops Grown:	3144
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Towns Built:	9

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Potions Brewed:	193
Star Shards Collected:	284	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	2692	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3677

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3092

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Animals Bred:	51	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Potions Brewed:	86

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Votes:	5327
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	582	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Towns Built:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	76
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	164
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Mines Excavated:	3000	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5568
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com