Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	2940	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1697	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Farms Harvested:	754	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Animals Bred:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchantments Applied:	163	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	143
Star Shards Collected:	264	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	171
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Potions Brewed:	26

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5153
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Emeralds Found:	6836
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com