Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

ANNOYING, annoying friends, annoying habits, annoying posts, annoying trends, attention seeking, Crafty, Crap, digital age, funny, humor, internet culture, IRRITATING, memes, online annoyances, online behavior, Pet Peeves, Server, shitpost, shitposts, social media, social media etiquette, trolling, viral content

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	4701	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	216145
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

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The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	4115	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magic Items Found:	4569
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magic Items Found:	5955
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Towns Built:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun