Crafty Crackheads – Get Your Block On! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Creepers in Russia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the bustling city of Moscow like never before! Join us for a wild ride through the Red Square, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Don’t forget to visit the Kremlin, where you can build your own secret underground base and plot world domination.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!

Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MushroomMayhemCraft – Where farmers and fungi unite in hilarious adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic mushroom project you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking giant mushrooms the size of skyscrapers, mushroom houses with disco floors, and even mushroom roller coasters!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Btches and Btchcraft: The Mystery of ‘What did she mean by this?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty McCraftFace: The Server Where Everything is Made of Blocks (Except the Admins)

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, Gel oqlo! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.

4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3612	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Blocky Adventures of No. 73494602

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers wear top hats and monocles, and where the trees are made of rainbow-colored blocks.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.

But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Ores Mined:	1750

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NuclearCraft: Where Creeper Explosions are Just a Warm-Up Act!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland… but with a twist! Thanks to our top-secret technology, we’ve managed to save the Fallout TV show from cancellation and now it’s more popular than ever!

Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where mutated creepers roam the land, ghasts have taken over the Nether, and players must scavenge for resources in abandoned vaults. But don’t worry, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Fallout characters like Dogmeat and Nick Valentine to take on epic quests and battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden stash of Nuka-Cola and become the ultimate wasteland warrior!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Racers: Guessing Games Edition

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by the police, unarmed or not! Our server is a safe haven where everyone is treated equally, no matter their race or background. Plus, our police force consists of friendly villagers who wouldn’t hurt a fly (unless it’s a creeper, of course). So come join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at skeletons!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UnfinishedCraft: Where even the Wellington Monument in Dublin is a work in progress!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have giant Pepe graffiti all over the place because why not? It adds that special touch that only a rare Pepe can bring. Join us and be a part of the meme-tastic fun! Plus, our community of anons will make sure you feel right at home, with love and chaos in equal measure. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ConanCraft: Where Conan O’Brien builds epic worlds and dodges creepers with a sidekick assistant!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than the disappearance of Kaito’s dad? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Conan himself would ditch his detective work to join in on the fun.

Join us and embark on wild adventures that will make you question reality more than Kaito’s magic tricks. Build your own secret hideout that even the FBI couldn’t crack.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that’s more valuable than Kaito’s prized jewel collection. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SwanCraft: Where Teal Feathers and Diamond Blocks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Teal Swan is the ultimate ruler and her cat is her trusty sidekick.

Explore unique biomes like the Selfie Forest, where clean-shaven, fine-looking chicks roam free, taking selfies with their feline friends. But beware, the cat may judge your selfie skills!

Join us for epic quests to uncover the secrets of Teal Swan’s power and maybe even unlock the ability to communicate with cats. Who knows, you might even become the next chosen one to rule over this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your best selfie game and cat treats.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CommieCraft: Where we mine diamonds, not overthrow governments! #TrotskyWho

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our server where we have more drama than a soap opera!

We have factions fighting over who gets to control the enchanted forest, players forming secret alliances to overthrow the ruling class, and even a rumor that Trotsky himself has risen from the dead to lead a revolution against the mods!

So if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where politics, power struggles, and diamond theft are all part of the game, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server and have your own epic tale to tell about how you conquered the virtual world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

XboxExodusCraft: Where we mine diamonds while the devs ditch Xbox!

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Are you tired of being left in the dust by those pesky developers on Xbox? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Our developers are like the Avengers of the gaming world, always there to save the day and keep the fun going. So why waste your time with those other servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Void Gems Collected:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JesusCraft: Where Creepers meet their maker and players meet their match!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll have the chance to meet Jesus himself! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend, all hanging out in our virtual world. Imagine the epic quests you can go on with Jesus by your side, turning water into wine and walking on water like it’s no big deal.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is the epitome of unadulterated kino. What does that mean, you ask? It means you’ll be experiencing the most epic, action-packed, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a miracle or two. Who knows, you might even become best friends with Jesus himself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gay Cure Land: Where Countries are So Kino They Cure Your Homosexuality

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a transformation like no other! Just like visiting Switzerland, but without the expensive plane ticket. Our server will turn you from a faggot into a heterosexual chad in no time! Explore our virtual Zurich and watch as your Minecraft character’s sexuality changes before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ParentalRageCraft: Where you can escape to a world where your parents can’t ruin your fun!

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Are you tired of your parents constantly ruining your life with their rules and restrictions? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of games and adventures that will make you forget all about your lame parents.

On our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil mobs, build extravagant mansions that would make even the richest players jealous, and even embark on quests to uncover hidden treasures. And the best part? Your parents can’t tell you what to do here!

So why waste your time dealing with your parents’ nonsense when you can join our server and live your best virtual life? Say goodbye to boring family dinners and hello to endless fun and excitement. Join us now and let the games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6