Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

Bigotry, Colonialism, crackers, Crafty, critical race theory, diamonds, discrimination, hate, History, honkies, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, laughs, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, race relations, racism, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, systemic racism, troll, White Supremacy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Emeralds Found:	7830	Animals Bred:	94
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

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Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

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Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

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Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3918	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Star Shards Collected:	118

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crops Grown:	2300
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Farms Harvested:	356
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	608199	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	181	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4370	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Farms Harvested:	722
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347	Votes:	453
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8866
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	256766
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net