Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

Bigotry, Colonialism, crackers, Crafty, critical race theory, diamonds, discrimination, hate, History, honkies, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, laughs, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, race relations, racism, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, systemic racism, troll, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	New Chunks Explored:	443930
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7701	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Items Found:	7205	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Votes:	9134
Potions Brewed:	188	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	145	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crops Grown:	9422
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	119
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Enchantments Applied:	97
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Items Found:	7450
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	3811	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Star Shards Collected:	290
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	422
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Farms Harvested:	641
Dragon Eggs Found:	3251	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	29

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	260
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	246	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu