Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

Bigotry, Colonialism, crackers, Crafty, critical race theory, diamonds, discrimination, hate, History, honkies, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, laughs, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, race relations, racism, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, systemic racism, troll, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	159

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	278	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Potions Brewed:	38	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Farms Harvested:	726

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	5149
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	8498
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	9590
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
New Chunks Explored:	996347	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net